April 2012
how i plan to come out as a rastaman
mom: son, what's that on your head?
me: natty dreds, muddah, a tru lock dis pan mi headtop.
mom: what?
me: all di youth shall witness when babylon fall.
mom: what's going--?
me: mi chalwa meditate like king solomon and king david. whole leap a princess, whole leap a queen, alrite, dem mi go stay wid.
mom: i don't understand what's--
me: give salassie di praises! .nyabinghi fi truth. let di words of thy mout, an di meditations of thy heart, be acceptable in thy sight, oh most high selassie, jah rastafar. di heavens declare di glory of di most high. an di firmament showeth him handiwork.
mom: jonathan--!
me: all di youth shall witness when babylon fall.
damebesoss:
mrscphillips:
Look at this guy
he has three fucking arms
if that doesn’t sell clothes I don’t know what will
lmfao wow
