Kids are so different now...
emisummerful: How I acted as a kid: How kids act today:
There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what...– Douglas Adams (via narwhalzz)
What I want to do to people who "plank"
kristinareno: this is sooo ridic i love...
I doubt anyone looks at me and says "I wish she...
whatalesbian: I don’t just doubt, I know so.
If you would not confront your neighbor and demand his money at the point of a...– William E. Simon (via thinksquad)
someonenamedemily: i think maybe it’s time to sleep this weird drunken night off, and forget
Relationships have stages →
imsofuckinlost: STAGE 1(1-3 Months): The Honeymoon Stage Everything seems perfect, both are happy and feeling “in love.” You share moments, dates and just having fun with each other, sharing laughs and giggles. It’s like nothing could stop you. Your feelings are infinite, and for once you’re thinking, “This may work out….” and it seems like nothing could go wrong. You spend hours getting...
LIKE A BOSS.
this is just a swag overload.